Bedroom Dancing

owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:07:09 -0400

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad

s-o-u-l: allyouneedistumblr: Omg this is from a dutch...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:03:08 -0400

s-o-u-l:

allyouneedistumblr:

Omg this is from a dutch commercial, in the end they say: watch out what you do on the internet

SHIT THAT IS AWKWARD

MARRY ME.

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:32:45 -0400

MARRY ME.

spacecricket: Hyperbole and a Half posted again, and everyone...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:43:25 -0400

spacecricket:

Hyperbole and a Half posted again, and everyone needs to read it because:

If you are depressed, it will resonate with you like whoa.

If you are not depressed, it will clarify some stereotypes about depression that need to be said. An explanation like this has been needed for a LONG time.

If you know someone who is depressed, you’ll be better at interacting with them after reading this.

ughhhh i’m so boredddd without my ladyyyy! being apart is stupid and it makes me whiny and i...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:58:40 -0400

ughhhh i’m so boredddd without my ladyyyy! being apart is stupid and it makes me whiny and i hate it.

me: time for bed

Sat, 04 May 2013 19:04:03 -0400

me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok

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Thu, 02 May 2013 16:34:25 -0400

"Dear awful people, gather ‘round, because Mama’s got something important to say. Knock it the hell..."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:16:44 -0400

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Dear awful people, gather ‘round, because Mama’s got something important to say.

Knock it the hell off. Stop making queer people in hetero relationships feel uncomfortable in queer spaces. Stop contributing to bi invisibility by insisting that queer girls who date boys are “straight now.” Stop acting like the person someone dates today negates the entire rest of their sexual and romantic history. Stop pressuring bisexual people back into the closet by ignoring the reality of their identities. Stop treating sexual orientation as an either/or. Stop policing other people’s sexuality. Stop being just as bad as the conservatives who ostracize people for being gay. We’re supposed to be the good guys, remember?

”

- Ask A Queer Chick, The Hairpin

A-fucking-men.

(via jenandtonic)

Seriously. The amount of hostility in my local queer/gay community for bisexual folks is astounding. Because I’ve been involved with men and women doesn’t mean I’m a slut, or a frivolous person, or that I’m any less than anyone else in the bar.

(via sadpearonmars)

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:32:50 -0400

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:31:47 -0400

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:10:07 -0400

what’s this from? if i wrote fanfic, i would’ve...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:22:00 -0400

what’s this from? if i wrote fanfic, i would’ve shipped this so hard in the ’90s (and also now)

ETA: I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE. omg, it has scully and the mom from requiem and sean fucking connery and two of the hottest people from my favorite decade as “clubbers”. how have i not heard of this before?

Woman Photographs Herself Receiving Strange Looks in Public “I...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:11:09 -0400

Woman Photographs Herself Receiving Strange Looks in Public

“I now reverse the gaze and record their reactions to me while I perform mundane tasks in public spaces. I seek out spaces that are visually interesting and geographically diverse. I try to place myself in compositions that contain feminine icons or advertisements. Otherwise, I position myself and the camera in a pool of people…and wait.

The images capture the gazer in a microsecond moment where they, for unknowable reasons, have a look on their face that questions my presence. Whether they are questioning my position in front of the lens or questioning my body size, the gazer appears to be visually troubled that I am in front of them.”

Photographer: Haley Morris-Cafiero

Project: Wait Watchers

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3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:08:41 -0400

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:29:36 -0400

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:44:20 -0400

I actually really hate The Great Gatsby (because I’m a...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:29:29 -0400

I actually really hate The Great Gatsby (because I’m a terrible person), but I do know the first line starts with “In my younger and more vulnerable years…” so I’m going to say everyone’s wrong.

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:26:01 -0400

me: [walking past book store]

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 12:06:00 -0400

me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no